Quiet. Too quiet.

It is too silent in the school library. I am sitting here typing, and secretly wishing that SOMEONE would jump up and start screaming. Not that there are more than three people, including me, here. Never mind, they left. *shivers* I hate being alone in here. It just creeps me out.
Someone! Anyone! Sffh? Affh? LittleChar? BAP? ANYONE come and comment with me! Don't leave me so alone!

ATTENTION: The post-er has had an unfortunate nervous breakdown. She began screaming "ANYONE!" in the library, and promptly dropped to the floor. We are sorry for any inconveniance.

If Only It Were a Pickle

I am now eating a cucumber, while watching the Super Bowl, just for the commercials. Don't cucumbers smell good? Fresh, like lotion. That is obviously why they bother to make cucumber-melon lotion. Yum.
As much as i enjoy this cucumber, I wish it was a pickle. Pickles are just SO GOOD. Sometimes I judge people by what they like to eat. Here-let me judge you!

Your fave veggie?
a) Tomato
b) Any veggie with cheese-cheese makes the world go round.
c) Peas with Hot Sauce.
d) Garlic

YOU DESPERATELY NEED CHOCOLATE-NOW!
a) Hot Fudge on a Sundae
b) To the secret stash of Hershey's in my closet!
c) Chocolate frosting on celery.
d) Chocolate glazed steak.

Your opinion on hard boiled eggs:
a) Mmm...with salad!
b) NO! The smell! The intolerable SMELL!
c) E-E-Eggs? *screams*
d) I eat five a day!

Lunch time!
a) Ceasar salad, with nice floppy lettuce!
b) Synthetically cheese-d snackies!
c) Turkey sandwich, apples, carrots, animal crackers, and fake fruit water.
d) Bolonga sandwich, a hard boiled egg, and cheese sticks.

Do you eat chicken?
a) Yup. But not that breaded, processed fake stuff at Mickey D's!
b) NO! I am veggie-tarian! That poor, poor poultry... *goes on ranting*
c) I can make chicken noises! bawkity bawk-bawk, COCKADOODLE-DOOOOO!
d) Yum! Did you hear? They are gonna clone them so that I can eat even MORE!

Mostly...
A's- you are probably sffh. I admire your healthy eating habits. i would never eat half of the stuff you do, though!

B's- You are me! I love cheese, will probably end up so unhealthy that I could die, but at least I enjoy my food. A lot. And yes, I do have a secret stash of chocolate. But I am SO not telling you where it is. :)

C's- You are definitely my younger sister. Nobosy else has her, "unique" eating habits.

D's- Interesting... Go brush your teeth. Now. Done? Okay, do you know what bologna is made of? Ugh. Do you know how much halitosis hard-boiled eggs cause? Ugh-er. And don't get me started on cloned meat!!!

What lesser Harry potter character are YOU???

hehehehehehe....they got me. But I don't gossip THAT MUCH....but did you hear about the girl who got beaten up by a monkey? Well, it was like this...

See who YOU are here.

HEADER!!!

OMG, Love this header! Theatre made it! Z, isn't that the kind of thing you would like to do???

New Header!

Thanks to Theatre/Teen Vegan, Forever and Today has an AWESOME NEW HEADER!!!

So... A list of things I would never do if I ever had a teenage daughter...

1. Make bathroom jokes when a girl asks to GO, at the daughter's party.

2. Pretend that I was the perfect, no criminal record, absolute angel child when I was young.

3. Think that anything she says is SILLY.

4. Ground her when she is doing something that is IMPORTANT TO THE ONGOING OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.

if only MY mother would abide by these rules...

Max Theriot

Max Theriot is SO my favorite male actor. And NOT because of his acting! He is soooooooooo cute and hot and awesome!

He is 19 now, but he was cutest when he was younger. He has two tattoos...

Oh well, I still love him!

I KNOW WHY A BLOG IS CALLED A BLOG!!!

Weblog. Simply compound word-web and log. You know, logging on the web.
Now, take the WE out of WEBLOG. WEBLOG-WE=BLOG!!!

I know the meaning of life! I mean-blog.